Government Man Gives UFO Description

The "ships" look pretty much like a helicoptor and the beings are usually between 28-34 years of age. They smell like aqua-velva and they usually have very short hair if any. They can speak several languages but usually don't. You don't even know they are even there until it's too late. If you are lucky you won't remember what has happened. It's obvious that someone was there because when you wake up you have a head ache and all of your personal items and documents are either missing or they have been thrown all over the floor and for some reason it's an hour or so later than you thought it was. Are you starting to get the picture? Hey just don't quit your day job.

DF